September 2011
3 posts
Sep 4th
3,270 notes
Sep 4th
5,309 notes
Sep 4th
21,109 notes
August 2011
1 post
Aug 2nd
3,064 notes
July 2011
9 posts
Jul 21st
19,793 notes
Jul 21st
19,014 notes
Jul 21st
29,573 notes
Jul 21st
59,055 notes
Jul 21st
9,832 notes
Jul 21st
77,992 notes
That awkward moment when you've fallen down on a...
yourhaloisslipping:
Jul 21st
214,889 notes
txtsfrmlstnght: (781): No He hasn’t done that since the time he came in his own eye.
Jul 15th
32 notes
Jul 15th
143 notes
June 2011
4 posts
Jun 20th
7,800 notes
Jun 20th
5,935 notes
Jun 20th
2,399 notes
Jun 20th
9,958 notes
April 2011
1 post
Apr 25th
3,227 notes
January 2011
1 post
Jan 27th
30 notes
December 2010
1 post
Dec 3rd
4,829 notes
November 2010
19 posts
The Best Breakfast ever..worth it
txtsfrmlstnght: (240): We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled ‘LEAVE HER’ and kept your course.
Nov 30th
293 notes
Nov 30th
7,327 notes
Chicago!!!
txtsfrmlstnght: (412): you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Nov 22nd
txtsfrmlstnght: (630): I can’t wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade.
Nov 22nd
wait where did you guys put it....me sneaking in...
txtsfrmlstnght: (+64): She’s hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better.
Nov 22nd
Nov 12th
44,907 notes
txtsfrmlstnght: (254): Are you being sarcastic? I can’t tell this time because you’re in the hospital.
Nov 12th
30 notes
Nov 12th
214 notes
Nov 12th
403 notes
Nov 12th
11,642 notes
Nov 12th
quess who is gonna be a turtle next year
txtsfrmlstnght: (604): Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn’t the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Nov 12th
Nyc
txtsfrmlstnght: (352): My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Nov 12th
Aint that the truth
txtsfrmlstnght: (940): now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place.
Nov 10th
32 notes
txtsfrmlstnght: (405): Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Nov 9th
txtsfrmlstnght makes me LOL! esp on Monday
txtsfrmlstnght: (314): I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Nov 8th
Nov 4th
Nov 4th
12,825 notes
better then a fork
txtsfrmlstnght: (403): I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass…
Nov 4th
October 2010
21 posts
Oct 29th
Oct 28th
Oct 28th
Oct 28th
16,144 notes
txtsfrmlstnght: (917): He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Oct 28th
62 notes
Toms Question to everything
txtsfrmlstnght: (613): Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Oct 26th
shocking
txtsfrmlstnght: (541): You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Oct 21st
28 notes
Oct 21st
Oct 21st
197 notes
txtsfrmlstnght: (705): From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute.
Oct 21st
When Lindahl gets married
txtsfrmlstnght: (416): Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word “boner” in a wedding card…
Oct 21st