September 2011
3 posts
August 2011
1 post
July 2011
9 posts
That awkward moment when you've fallen down on a...
yourhaloisslipping:
txtsfrmlstnght:
(781): No He hasn’t done that since the time he came in his own eye.
June 2011
4 posts
April 2011
1 post
January 2011
1 post
December 2010
1 post
November 2010
19 posts
The Best Breakfast ever..worth it
txtsfrmlstnght:
(240): We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled ‘LEAVE HER’ and kept your course.
Chicago!!!
txtsfrmlstnght:
(412): you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
txtsfrmlstnght:
(630): I can’t wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade.
wait where did you guys put it....me sneaking in...
txtsfrmlstnght:
(+64): She’s hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(254): Are you being sarcastic? I can’t tell this time because you’re in the hospital.
quess who is gonna be a turtle next year
txtsfrmlstnght:
(604): Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn’t the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Nyc
txtsfrmlstnght:
(352): My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Aint that the truth
txtsfrmlstnght:
(940): now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(405): Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
txtsfrmlstnght makes me LOL! esp on Monday
txtsfrmlstnght:
(314): I drank myself into bisexuality again.
better then a fork
txtsfrmlstnght:
(403): I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass…
October 2010
21 posts
txtsfrmlstnght:
(917): He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Toms Question to everything
txtsfrmlstnght:
(613): Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
shocking
txtsfrmlstnght:
(541): You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(705): From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute.
When Lindahl gets married
txtsfrmlstnght:
(416): Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word “boner” in a wedding card…