December 2009
21 posts
You've been the only thing that's right In all...
I love this!!!
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snow patrol - run
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(647): if by ‘bottleservice’ you mean ‘bringing beers in my purse’ then yes, we are.
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(678): The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Does anyone think TOM in this post!?
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(816): yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn’t do that last night. big mistake
X-mas with friends
Last night @ the White Elephant- Anneliese picked the gift from Jaq which ended up being gold fish….. I want to wager on how long these fish will survive?
- Will they be here long enough to be regifted for next year, along with my battle of the sexs game!!!!! I hate that damn game!?
rock, paper, scissor,...ROCK
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(603): Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
drinking coffee, and reading these make my day
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(301): i wasnt even planning on having sex it was like all of a sudden “oh hey penis in my vagina”
Jumping on the bandwagon
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(407): Sorry Tiger, I’m just not into you.
LINDAHL!!!!
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(951): better question… why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
ho ho HOlarious
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(828): Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew “getting laid” was my Christmas wish
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(801): i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
you got to know when to say "stop"
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(503): I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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(918): i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
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(516): just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
